WWDC 2018 — The Developer Migration — Apple

WWDC 2018 — The Developer Migration — Apple

April 28, 2019 0 By Bernardo Ryan



Northern California's Bay Area here is the stage for a truly remarkable natural occurrence every year a great migration is made by one of the world's most mysterious species to reach this utopian destination these unique mammals will instinctively embark on a nomadic journey from all corners of the world this is the developers try to wraps us or as it is more commonly known the developer eleven and a half months of hibernation has taken its toll and the Sun is harsh as these nocturnal cave dwelling creatures must breach daylight for most this momentous migration is their first Wow for a select few the pilgrimage is a time-honored tradition originating in the remote garages of Silicon Valley developers evolved at an unprecedented speed to understand how we must observe them here in their sacred temple and so it begins as developers congregate at the event access to the herd can be hard to come by for some blending in is easier said than done to distinguish themselves developers identify each other through decorative tribal symbols these extraordinary plumages are designed to entice and attract here a pack of Road younglings at play the safety of numbers allows them to both wait a moment they have now entrapped an indigenous silver crested Qing developer although tempting one may look at but not touch the main the feeding frenzy at the great gathering moving in like a pack of famished piranhas this frugal breed will spare no more those who can pull rank on crime cuts the event culminates in what is known as the keynote as the doors opened a behavioral anomaly can be found developers running that fools beef battling to secure a coveted front-row seat following the ceremony the latest beta software is unleashed its nature at its cruelest only the strongest apps will survive the many languages of the developer are a mystery to modern science just look at these letters symbols formulas and mumble job these enlightened shamans can decode that true me bones formed during the Great Migration will enable these geniuses to unlock our future world the developer is no doubt the species scientist will continue to study for millennia you you