The Website Is Down – Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

The Website Is Down – Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

May 19, 2019 20 By Bernardo Ryan



oh yeah come on you little bitches let's go that's right oh snap oh no oh you suck oh come on hello no problem nothing I'm working what's um what's going on hey you are you here building 3 yeah I'm in building 3 well what I'll call and I'll call over to get you down well look I don't want to get in an IP telephony conversation with you right now yo Wapiti IP you're in it the best a totally fell for that's a good one all right so what do we got probably I have a website down I'm sorry what the website is down black hole I think if anyway fuck yeah hold on well looks like it's up to me oh I'll rebooted my PC and it fell away how many times did you reboot three man yeah I did three well mm-hmm it's up I mean I can check to see if a patch is running Apache is running oops I don't know if the fattiest but the either way I still not able to mentor you can get HTML like it's running hey well I thought I did get what I'm looking for Nancy said that you guys rebooted laughing I don't know I mean you want me to reboot the web server even though it's insane that banana' said you guys did last time okay well I can reboot it now it doesn't make any sense to reboot something that's odd I'm fighting an anthro that you guys are you know you guys we put it last time um yeah I cannot say anything about you guys I don't know that's rebid any I don't know it's like any other web server I mean that'll take 50 min so you know I can get back something just happened uh I can't get the home page do you mean you can't get to the home page I just tried to get to the home page and I can't you could get to the home page before yeah getting the home page now I can't get a little bit so me as the website was down fuck so that's well maybe that's all I meant okay I know whatever it's called the World Wide Web Internet what's wrong are they answer so I know the difference between the internet and our website yeah your is your is your lab working I hope you know I know I don't refer to the website huh why yes is Trevor I work for the city of Arvada population 10,000 and I was just looking at our website WR Veda org backslash arvada harvest and I I get this error message page cannot be displayed well it's because the websites down ah look the sales guys upstairs took down the website so we're waiting for it to come back and then I Drive Trevor I tried about a lot of several backflash pumpkin patch and that wasn't on there that's right Horace s hould backslash bean bag race and nothing's coming up and I literally have the mayor breathing down my neck right now so we need to get this back up it should be up by now honestly they call it online we gotta get this tape online all right Terra well let me you know can I call you back when it's obscene yo I probably back at this number literally at the mayor breathing down my neck Arvada pumpkin patch org okay ja all right I'll see you there okay okay Samba can be rebooted I don't why do you so what say that again listen Oh what was your name again chip check you I didn't have one second hello he take down the website no well they if you said you did oh I mean yeah why how would you do that well the sales guys um didn't you get my email about not taking down the web server um hmm no well I said it to you well come on cuz I don't see it Wow oh this is weird I don't see it here okay well maybe I didn't send it to you uh yeah cuz seriously you know I didn't get it well the email said don't take it down because it won't come back up without being powered off Oh cram yeah thanks a lot uh I'm sorry look chip yeah look okay whispers not coming up now because you made me take it down in the wrong way ah okay I'm gonna have to get Lazlo to power it off can you hold on a minute hi looking Lazlo come on look Derek you fucking idiots racket is that I'm sorry what what rack is a system in it's in rack five yes I told me that you took down a system yes an accident what are you tell me just reboot it you need a system rebooting yes what is it it's grey zone it's like third down they're all gray you know it's their data you can see the gray on the bottom from the top or the from the top tell me it's great I know shut up it's gray on the bottom it's gray on the bottom obamawreck yes you just powered off the exchange server ah if you can take it down there shit hey well you managed to take the email system down as well frequently the email server well it doesn't even see me to set up all our email ah okay Lazlo at the data center rebooted it when he was trying to fix the web server that you asked me to take down so how they caught up how many times would how many times veneer you boot it once I think you need to talk you want us to read what having a query tail call in two minutes I need to get on the website or whatever that's why I called you in the first place Albert ah what's your asset tag chip the asset tag is 287 jpc and the number two isn't T isn't all dr. P isn't Paul okay where'd you get this is this your desktop is it my right now Tobruk okay yeah I'm gonna get oh my god you believe my mouth it's remote desktop what is your password uh it's a filler a just blur a-all right like Apple are you looking at my desktop right now dude how many programs do you have running you you're totally overloading your boss that's probably a part of the reason well I use all these programs you know I got a lot work to make every day whoa hey no no no I need to take bishop it's all my work look you don't have some research that I'm doing okay I mean all my windows okay good let's you gotta photo L don't use AOL is dial-up networking well how am I gonna get to internet without a low no it's it's broadband but I got like 4000 hours you're free it's we have a corporate oc3 it cause like a thousand dollars a month so don't you say hello whoa can you carry over my hours what what is this like that Bob what their icons they spell fuck you and as picture of a penis Patricia did that when I took over a computer she was a very happy holy crab I was it been like that eight or nine years oh my god well I don't got that you thing I didn't want to change it that's fucking awesome hold on you know I don't taking a picture of this whole darkness thing okay so for Thursday though I've got like a meeting in five minutes so whatever we got to do to get get my TV back so this is going right on to boy boy with bling boy here's the thing this is a problem you can't have people looking at this okay arrange your icons by me no I can't find anything what do you mean it sounds medical oh man I had everything exactly what I knew where it was I knew that this is our website a website with at the very canopy s and now I don't know anything yet how might you know what's our power and it's not how it anymore Oh Oh my cell phone home was on the right testicle I'm not able funny thing I got a meeting at two minutes and I need an epi comes back to anywhere well I can't go back there's no way to go back he can't arrange in my penis oh I tell you every toilet coputex for people every fucking time you guys you guys do something entirely different you know you don't fix the problem that I call about you know I wanted once we get the website back and pop it that's why I needed you restored you said you took a picture of it restore it well yeah yes I mean I could just make that the background for your desktop I don't care what you have to do whatever you got to do to get this thing back I see that probably won't want solve the problem completely well the icons in the same spot I'll be able to get to all right so this is worse wait then this is just a picture of gangsta not this perfect it's perfect hey I gotta get into my meeting so you know I uh yeah this is great you good with it cuz no no this is fine I can find everything I can find everything this one hi I got a meeting uh you know take a lot what dude I'm out here okay all right Jesus what a freaking day wait Lukie score no no I'm bullshitting with – don't touch me with my – we had to get all this dirt up in it you did it Oh someone give me a blueberry sample