🏆LAST 16 UCL DRAW – Teams React!🏆 (Champions League Parody 19/20)

🏆LAST 16 UCL DRAW – Teams React!🏆 (Champions League Parody 19/20)

December 20, 2019 100 By Bernardo Ryan


Teams react to the Champions League Last 16 draw. ATLÉTICO MADRID VS LIVERPOOL Try to score this time you clown! We got Liverpool in the Champions League Liverpool? In the Champions League? At the Wanda Metroplitano? ARGH! I’m having flashbacks! Yes! Atletico Madrid! Milly, go and tell Divock the great news! Ah, back to the Metropolitano where we won it 6 times! Atleti are so bad this season we could probably get away with sending Neil Crtichley and the under 21s. Boom! REAL MADRID VS MAN CITY – Gareth, we have been drawn against City
– Battle of the baldies isn’t it bud We will eliminate them, especially with our new star striker. Let’s face it, the further away he is from our goal the better. Time to find out which team we got in the super duper easy peasy Champions League draw this time… Real Madrid? I need to call Shiek Mansour Immediately…
Our UEFA “hospitality packages” must have run out. NAPOLI VS BARCELONA Okay. Let’s see what’s on the Neapolitan menu.
Llorete burger… Pork Koulibaly… the Manolas… The MANOLAS? What’s their problem? Barcelona rehearsal, take one, action! Corner taken quickly…
MILIK!!! – Ow, come on! This joke is so old now!
– So are you, you schmuck – What?
– And so are your collapses in Champions League second legs. Oh, you’re going down, you plastic little son of a bitch! LYON VS JUVENTUS – Lyon? Piece of piss! Let’s win this trophy once and for all! For Juve!
– FOR JUVE – For yourselves!
– For ourselves! – For my sixth Ballon d’Or!
– For your sixth… Wait, what? No Memphis, no party! ATALANTA VS VALENCIA Sam? Remind me to get Karl to draw some Atalanta players. Before February. Yes, Atalanta! BORUSSIA DORTMUND VS PSG Thomas, how does it feel to be going back to Dortmund We will crush them! Let me remind you of my world-class front three! Neymar, Mbappe and… Cavani! – And Icardi…
– Oh… it’s like that is it? PSG? Icardi, Neymar and Mbappe?! No way we can win, I’m outta here!
SANCHO 2020! CHELSEA VS BAYERN MUNICH Bayern might be scary lads, but don’t worry, Roman has said he’ll take out their main goal threat. – Chelsea!
– Hey Phill, Let’s treat London to another 2-7! What a hell was that? TOTTENHAM VS RB LEIPZIG Timo, don’t worry about Spurs. I have a great idea! I will disguise myself as a ball boy at the away leg and set up as many goals as I can! With this cute little baby-face, they won’t suspect a thing!
Hashtag Cherub – RB Leipzig – haha! We will crush them!
– Our squad is way better than theirs! Especially come February, when all of our new signings will have settled in! What new signings? Let’s see who we got.
Ah sh*t! I forgot we’re in the Europa League, could it get any worse?